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o beijo de vilhena

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A respeito do beijo, começarei por dizer, com solenidade que convém às grandes afirmações, que mais vale dá-lo (ou recebê-lo) do que falar nele.
J. Vilhena
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Fernando Martinho Guimarães, Amadeu Pinto da Silva and 34 others

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Cesaltina Pinto

Grande Vilhena 🙂

novo relvado no aeroporto de santa maria

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Atrás das “grades”, contemplando o “relvado” do Aeroporto… Depois ainda vêm comemorar o dia da fotografia dos nossos aeroportos, cheio de “magia”…. 🙄🤔
(local: zona entre as torres)
https://www.facebook.com/AeroportoAcores/posts/pfbid024KXei8R6YXfSEGbHh8tx1jaPPzdbTwg3K8drhb5RRu6MYPx5MYDLPTAT2JQbCVDKl

mundo cruel

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horrível porsche

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Gonçalo Jacinto

Nas pontas é Porsche, no meio é Leroy Merlin
Fábio Gaspar

-motorista : Já chegamos a Famalicão
-passajeiro : ok, nós ainda estamos a sair do Porto

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Why is the U.S. losing the war in Ukraine?

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A Russian wife turned to her husband and asked, “What’s this special military operation our glorious leader keeps talking about?” Her husband replied, “It’s a war to stop America and NATO.” “Oh, right” she says “How’s it going?”

“Well” he replied “so far we have lost over 20 generals, 100,000 troops killed, countless injured, 3000 tanks, 300 aircraft, hundreds of helicopters, countless armoured vehicles, artillery and trucks, our flagship along with other naval ships, our army is being defeated in most areas and we have had to resort to conscripting 500,000 Russians including murders and rapists to replace our losses”.

“Wow” replied the wife “what about America and NATO”?

“They haven’t turned up yet”

Edit…28/8 … over 2,500 likes … thanks so much for your support of Ukraine… this joke REALLY upsets Putin’s online army of trolls. I get so many abusive and desperate misinformation comments from Putin’s online army… most of the profiles are empty.

Please keep passing it on… and know it gets under their skin big time! 😊

Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦