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  • let’s go out out and buy envelopes

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    Kurt Vonnegut tells his wife he’s going out to buy an envelope:
    “Oh, she says, well, you’re not a poor man. You know, why don’t you go online and buy a hundred envelopes and put them in the closet? And so I pretend not to hear her. And go out to get an envelope because I’m going to have a hell of a good time in the process of buying one envelope.
    I meet a lot of people. And see some great looking babies. And a fire engine goes by. And I give them the thumbs up. And I’ll ask a woman what kind of dog that is. And, and I don’t know. The moral of the story is – we’re here on Earth to fart around.
    And, of course, the computers will do us out of that. And what the computer people don’t realize, or they don’t care, is we’re dancing animals. You know, we love to move around. And it’s like we’re not supposed to dance at all anymore.”
    Let’s all get up and move around a bit right now… or at least dance.
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  • stairway to heaven

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  • uma alma caridosaa que me empreste uns trocos

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    O empreendimento turístico Quinta do Lago, no Algarve, tem um novo expoente imobiliário aos olhos do mundo. Aqui se encontra uma mansão de luxo de 24,5 milhões de euros que está a ser vendida por uma imobiliária norte-americana.
    A St. James+Carter tem em carteira a Villa Bailarina, um imóvel de luxo com seis quartos, oito casas de banho com chuveiro e mesa para 20 pessoas. A construção é de 2019.
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    Trata-se de uma casa que segue o estilo do arquitecto norte-americano John Edward Lautner (1911 – 1994).
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  • recomendo esta empregada

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  • LISBOA VOLTA A SER MOURARIA

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  • mais ferro velho

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    O ferro 38!
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  • ferro velho

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    Um ferro muito bem artilhado!😄
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  • destino ou milagre

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  • por vezes até eu me sinto inteligente

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