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inglês, língua fácil???? veja up

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A reminder that one word in the English language that can be a noun, verb, adjective, adverb and preposition.

UP


 Read until the end … you’ll laugh.

This two-letter word in English has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that word is ‘UP.’ It is listed in the dictionary as an [adv.], [prep.], [adj.], [n] or [v].


It’s easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP?


At a meeting, why does a topic come UP? Why do we speak UP, and why are the officers UP for election and why is it UP to the secretary to write UP a report? We call UP our friends, brighten UP a room, polish UP the silver, warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen. We lock UP the house and fix UP the old car.

At other times, this little word has real special meaning. People stir UP trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses.

To be dressed is one thing but to be dressed UP is special.


And this UP is confusing: A drain must be opened UP because it is stopped UP.


We open UP a store in the morning but we close it UP at night. We seem to be pretty mixed UP about UP!

To be knowledgeable about the proper uses of UP, look UP the word UP in the dictionary. In a desk-sized dictionary, it takes UP almost 1/4 of the page and can add UP to about thirty definitions.

If you are UP to it, you might try building UP a list of the many ways UP is used. It will take UP a lot of your time, but if you don’t give UP, you may wind UP with a hundred or more.

When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding UP. When the sun comes out, we say it is clearing UP. When it rains, the earth soaks it UP. When it does not rain for a while, things dry UP.

One could go on and on, but I’ll wrap it UP, for now . . . my time is UP!

Oh . . . one more thing: What is the first thing you do in the morning and the last thing you do at night?

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Did that one crack you UP?

Don’t screw UP. Send this on to everyone you look UP in your address book . . . or not . . . it’s UP to you.


Now I’ll shut UP!
AICL Lusofonia Chrys Nini diversos, HUMOR Humour

efeitos colaterais da vacina no Irão

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Iranian cleric Ayatollah Abbas Tabrizian has issued a homophobic rant against people vaccinated for COVID-19, claiming that they become gay after receiving the vaccine.
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na INDONÉSIA O VENTO ENCANADO ENGRAVIDA MULHER…QUE PERIGO

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Zéfiro, seu maluco, o que andas a fazer na Indonésia?
Indonesian Woman Claims Gust of Wind Made Her Pregnant, Police Investigating Matter
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Indonesian Woman Claims Gust of Wind Made Her Pregnant, Police Investigating Matter
The Indonesian woman went on to claim that a pain in her stomach appeared 15 minutes after the incident, and the bump in her abdomen grew bigger. And then soon after that she gave birth to a healthy baby girl at a nearby community clinic.
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  • Vitor Murteira
    O vento por aqueles lados é muito erótico…
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o Padre de Trancoso

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Sentença proferida em 1487 no processo contra o Prior de Trancoso»
(Arquivo Nacional da Torre do Tombo, Armário 5, Maço 7)
«Padre Francisco da Costa, prior de Trancoso, de idade de sessenta e dois anos, será degredado de suas ordens e arrastado pelas ruas públicas nos rabos dos cavalos, esquartejado o seu corpo, e postos os quartos, cabeça e mãos em diferentes distritos, pelo crime de que foi arguido e que ele mesmo não contrariou, sendo acusado de ter dormido com vinte e nove afilhadas, e tendo delas noventa e sete filhas e trinta e sete filhos; de cinco irmãs teve dezoito filhas; de nove comadres trinta e oito filhos e dezoito filhas; de sete amas teve vinte e nove filhos e cinco filhas; de duas escravas teve vinte e um filhos e sete filhas; dormiu com uma tia, chamada Ana da Cunha, de quem teve três filhas, e da própria mãe teve dois filhos.
Total: duzentos e noventa e nove filhos, sendo duzentos e catorze do sexo feminino e oitenta e cinco do sexo masculino, tendo concebido em cinquenta e três mulheres.»
«El-Rei D. João II perdoou-lhe a morte e mandou-o pôr em liberdade aos dezassete dias do mês de Março de 1487, com o fundamento de ajudar a povoar aquela região da Beira Alta, tão despovoada ao tempo, e mandou arquivar os papéis da condenação.»
El-rei D. João II não usava Excel, nem sabia o que era IRS, mas bom senso não lhe faltava!
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