NEVER AS COOL AS YOUR GRANNY NUNCA SERÁS TÃO FIXE COMO A VOVÓ

Listen up young people. Your grandmother wore really ‘mini’ mini skirts, tight hot pants, long go-go boots, bell bottom trousers and no bra. She listened to Led Zeppelin, The Beatles, Janis Joplin and the Rolling Stones. She drove a Mini Car, rode on fast motor Bikes and scooters. She smoked slim cigarettes and fat joints. She drank G & Ts and Whisky Shots, came home after partying at 4:00am – and still went to work the next day…

So however cool you think you are, you’ll NEVER be as cool as your grandmother… – Tom Owen