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referências culturais nos livros de Deolinda da Conceição e Henrique de Senna Fernandes
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Conforme anunciado, aqui vai a entrevista de Rogerio Miguel Puga online.
Esta versão é de mais fácil leitura.
Sem a língua portuguesa não há nação em Timor-Leste – jornalista Max Stahl – Portal do Estudante Timor
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O jornalista inglês Max Stahl afirmou em Coimbra que falar português foi um ato de resistência mas também de sobrevivência do país, considerando que,
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santa maria, o algarve dos açores
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João Câmara and Daniel Gonçalves shared a link.
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A ilha tem um capricho. Encerra em si, e para deleite dos visitantes, um pequeno deserto de terra vermelha que contrasta fortemente com a vegetação circundante. Chamam-no o Barreiro da Faneca, mas é mais comumente conhecido por deserto
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Esta semana, escrevo na Visão sobre a ilha de Santa Maria. Boas leituras.
bad translators all over the world
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Wonderful English from Around the World
In a Bangkok temple:
IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A MAN.
Cocktail lounge, Norway:
LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.
Doctors office, Rome:
SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.
Dry cleaners, Bangkok:
DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULTS.
In a Nairobi restaurant:
CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER.
On the main road to Mombassa, leaving Nairobi:
TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE.
On a poster at Kencom:
ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF SO WE CAN HELP.
In a City restaurant:
OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK AND WEEKENDS.
In a cemetery:
PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES.
Tokyo hotel’s rules and regulations:
GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN BED.
On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:
OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR.
In a Tokyo bar:
SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS.
Hotel in Yugoslavia:
THE FLATTENING OF UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE IS THE JOB OF THE CHAMBERMAID.
Hotel in Japan:
YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID.
In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery:
YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN AND SOVIET COMPOSERS, ARTISTS AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY EXCEPT THURSDAY.
A sign posted in Germany’s Black Forest:
IT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN ON OUR BLACK FOREST CAMPING SITE THAT PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT SEX, FOR INSTANCE, MEN AND WOMEN, LIVE TOGETHER IN ONE TENT UNLESS THEY ARE MARRIED WITH EACH OTHER FOR THIS PURPOSE.
Hotel, Zurich:
BECAUSE OF THE IMPROPRIETY OF ENTERTAINING GUESTS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX IN THE BEDROOMS, IT IS SUGGESTED THAT THE LOBBY BE USED FOR THIS PURPOSE.
Advertisement for donkey rides, Thailand:
WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN ASS?
Airline ticket office, Copenhagen:
WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS.
A laundry in Rome:
LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME.
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I am writing the first bit of today’s entry in Australian, the other English. You bludgers better pay attention.
The other morning I was flat out like a lizard drinking, and seeing the hickory dickory dock, I said strewth to my sheilah and jumped out of the cot like a startled kangaroo. It was darker than a gorilla’s armpit because of the rain and it was time I shot through like a Bondi tram. Fair dinkum.
I needed a breakfast of champions and here’s the drum: I got out my pot of Vegemite and spread it thick and black all over the toast. Flamin’ beautiful it was. Then I greased my ute with it. My sheilah was sledging me and looking at me nasty, maybe because I’d put the hard word on her the previous night, so I gave her the raspberry and sarse and went off to see my chinas who are good blokes even if they are sepos.
“Don’t wait up for me, darling, I am going to the rubbidty tonight to watch the footy,” I said with a trill like a bell bird.
“Don’t come the raw prawn with me,” she bellowed with a voice like a prize cow at the Ekka.
Número de série do telemóvel – informação útil SE O PERDER
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Número de série do telemóvel – informação útil
Fizeram-me chegar esta mensagem e creio que vale a pena partilhá-la.
É a pequena vingança possível para quando nos roubarem o telemóvel.
«Para obter o número de série do vosso telefone portátil, escrevam *#06#
Aparecerá no écran um código de 15 algarismos.
Este código é Único.
Registem e conservem-no religiosamente.
Se vos roubarem o telemóvel, telefonem ao vosso operador e dêem-lhe este código.
O vosso telefone poderá então ser completamente bloqueado, mesmo que o ladrão mude o cartão SIM.
Provavelmente não recuperarão o telemóvel, mas pelo menos têm a certeza que quem quer que seja que o tenha roubado não o poderá utilizar nunca.
Se toda a gente tomasse esta precaução, o roubo de telemóveis seria inútil.
Enviem isto a toda a gente e apontem o vosso número de série!!!»
Nota: No caso de perderem o telemóvel isto é totalmente correcto.
Em caso de roubo e de participação do mesmo numa esquadra da polícia não se deve mandar bloquear logo, pois isso impossibilita a detecção, por parte da polícia, dos novos utilizadores. Aquando da participação deve-se perguntar qual o procedimento a utilizar.
Waltzing Matilda Territory style – Ali Millshttp://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=WgLtzD6JxcA&vq=medium