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  • EUA TERRA CULTA

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  • reencontro de amigos

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    fiquei tão feliz ao receber esta mensagem hoje, perdera-lhe o contacto há anos e folgo em saber que esta alma gémea não se esqueceu de mim…

    dearrest01011@gmail.com
    Caro amigo
    Preciso da vossa ajuda para investir no vosso país,
    Estou a enviar-lhe esta mensagem de Omã, na cidade de Mascate,
    Chamo-me Aisha Gaddafi e vivo atualmente em Omã. Sou viúva e mãe solteira de três filhos, a única filha biológica do falecido Presidente líbio (o falecido Coronel Muammar Gaddafi) e estou atualmente sob proteção de asilo político do Governo de Omã.
    Tenho fundos no valor de $27.500.000,00 dólares americanos “Twenty Seven Million five Hundred Thousand United States dollars” que quero confiar-lhe para assistência a projectos de investimento no seu país, e também tenho (450 quilogramas de pó de ouro/barras de ouro numa empresa de segurança).
    Aguardo a vossa resposta para mais detalhes.
    Obrigado
    Atenciosamente, Aisha
    Traduzido com a versão gratuita do tradutor – www.DeepL.com/Translator
    dearrest01011@gmail.com
    Dear Friend

    I need your assistance to invest in your country,

    I am sending this message to you from Oman, In the city of Muscat,

    Aisha Gaddafi is my name, I am presently living in Oman, i am a Widow and single Mother with three Children, the only biological Daughter of late Libyan President (Late Colonel Muammar Gaddafi) and presently I am under political asylum protection by the Omani Government.

    I have funds worth $27.500.000.00 US dollars “Twenty Seven Million five Hundred Thousand United States dollars” which I want to entrust to you for investment project assistance in your country, And i also have (450 kilograms of Gold dust/ Gold dory bars in a security company) I’m willing to negotiate investment/business profit sharing ratio with you based on the future investment earning profits.

    Awaiting your response for more details.

    thanks
    Yours Truly Aisha

  • paris 2024 blasfémias

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    Estes são os meus princípios. Se não gostarem tenho outros.
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    enquanto isto foi revelada a foto do atentado a trump
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  • equidade

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  • laranja ao fundo

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  • proibições e mais proibições

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  • TEMPOS ATUAIS

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    On the Buses, Queensland, Australia
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  • ROLLS ROYCE NA APANHA DO LIXO

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    The world’s most famous car brand Rolls-Royce is also associated with Rajasthan. A famous buyer of this car was the Maharaja of Alwar. He always bought three automobiles at a time.
    One day during his visit to London, Maharaja Jai Singh was walking in casual dress on Bond Street. He saw a Rolls Royce showroom and went inside to inquire about the price and features of their cars. The showroom salesmen thought he was a poor Indian. They insulted him and showed him the way out.
    After this insult, Maharaja came back to his hotel room and asked his servants to call the showroom that the Maharaja of Alwar was interested in purchasing a few cars.
    After a few hours, the Maharaja reached the Rolls Royce showroom again but in full royal regalia wearing his royal costume. The showroom had a red carpet on the floor to welcome the Maharaja and all the salesmen bowed before him with respect. The Maharaja purchased all the six cars that they had at the showroom at that time and paid the full amount with delivery costs.
    After reaching India, Maharaja ordered municipal department to use all those six Rolls Royce cars for cleaning and transporting city’s waste.
    The world’s number one Rolls Royce cars were being used for transportation of Alwar city’s waste. The news spread all over the world and the reputation of Rolls Royce Company became a laughing stock.
    Whenever someone used to boast in Europe or America that he owned a Rolls Royce, people used to laugh saying, “which one? The same that is used in India for carrying the waste of the city?”
    After the severe damage to reputation, sales of Rolls Royce cars dropped rapidly and the revenue of the company showed a decline.
    The Rolls Royce company owners sent a telegram to the Maharaja in India offering apologies and requested him to stop transportation of waste in Rolls Royce cars. Not only this, they also offered six new cars to the Maharaja free of cost.
    When Maharaja Jai Singh observed that the Rolls Royce company had learnt a lesson, he stopped using those cars for carrying waste.
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  • quando o frigo me deixa de fora (smart houses…

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    Some users of ‘Smart Fridges’ were locked out with Microsoft’s global IT outage.
    This is actually the whole point of SMART things – they can remotely switch them off…whenever they like….all of it!!
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  • máquina de lavar da minha mãe 1953-54

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