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Reza o texto que Lénine foi encontrado por um grupo de turistas chineses nas proximidades da Praça Vermelha de Moscovo e foram levá-lo para o mausoléu. 🤣
Alive to all alive
Today, a group of Chinese tourists discovered the body of Vladimir Ilyich Lenin on the lawn and brought it to the Mausoleum.
In fact, on the lawn next to the GUM was not Lenin, but Moscow Alexander Karlyshev, who makes money, photographing with tourists in the image of the leader of the world proletariat. Externally, he looks a lot like Ilyich, and his costume and tie are sewed according to the Lenin model taken from the photos. A little drink with Stalin’s twin, Alexander lay down to rest, but then the Chinese noticed him. They decided that the intruders kidnapped and abandoned Lenin’s body, raised it and carried it to the Mausoleum with respect.
The Kremlin’s commandant staff, who guard the Mausoleum, were extremely surprised when two dozen Chinese began to knock on the doors of the kremlin. They were even more surprised to see what tourists are trying to put into the lobby of the Mausoleum.
′′ I even sent a fighter to see if our Vladimir Ilyich was in place, so his double was similar. Then I tried to explain to the Chinese that this Lenin is not ours, but in Russian they did not understand, and I do not speak Chinese. I tried to explain myself to them for half an hour, then waved my hand and accepted ′′ Lenin ′′ under his responsibility “, said the duty officer of the commentary.
The Chinese were not allowed to take Karlyshev to the mourning hall of the Mausoleum. They put it on the floor of the lobby and, low bowing to the body, left. After waiting a few minutes, the officers put a little sober Lenin out.